Confessions of a Paleo Loser

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Cropped image of beautiful woman with finger on her lips - copyspaceIt’s high time I fessed up to how much of a Paleo loser I am.

Growing up, I was sort of a chubby kid. I got boobs earlier than every one of my female classmates. Then I got braces before everyone, too (go me!). I had a weird hair cut, was awkward and felt like such a loser. I spent hours obsessing about being skinnier and how my stomach always puffed out after I ate. Later in my teen years came the fainting spells (senior year in Miss Bailey’s class was a memorable one). In short, I grew up hating my body. If I actually calculated it, I’ve probably lost a couple years of my life down in the depths of negative thoughts.

I always hoped somehow it’d get better as I got older because “healthy” eating was totally on my radar in my 20s. Soymilk and whole grain pasta and fat free cheese…oh my! Somehow I felt worse. Strange intestinal problems and more fainting (like one time at work) and acne down one side of my back. I was so confused. Despite being active and eating all these things that were supposed to be good for me, I resigned myself to feeling like crap because that was my “normal”.

Fast forward to 2009 when I found Paleo. It wasn’t like the heavens opened up and glowing light fell all around me when I picked up a copy of Paleo Diet for Athletes. Instead, I thought, “This sounds crazy, but I’ll try anything.”

So why am I a Paleo loser? By eating Paleo…

  • I lost my bloated belly.
  • I lost the fainting spells.
  • I lost my weird back acne.
  • I lost the weird energy swings.
  • I lost the feeling of always being hungry.
  • I lost my sugar addiction.
  • I lost extra body fat.
  • I lost my fear of eating fat and my dysfunctional relationship with food.
  • I lost my negative self image.

I also gained a bunch too…a ton of muscle mass, lots of energy, mountains of strength and more importantly, self-acceptance.

before & after paleo 6

I was COMPELLED to create my Real Food. Real Good. eCourse…to help others be losers too because PALEO CHANGED MY LIFE. I want to help you get more energy, lose fat and heal yourself from the inside out by eating real, nutrient-dense, nourishing Paleo foods just like I did. No smoke and mirrors. No deprivation. No extreme tricks.

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